Oh this one is just too good to not post.

Here is a technique to make a wikipedia article say whatever nonsense you want it to say.

In November 2001, I had progressed far enough to get ten major errors to stick fast. Today, five of them remain. Two years ago, I was amused to find a person quoting my misinformation at me in an argument. Whenever anybody tries to correct my Big Five, the Wikinerds quickly revert it. In one memorable incident, a person corrected it complete with citations and it was still reverted to my nonsense. I was very, very proud.

But my method was not yet complete. It was still dicey and I could only get 60% of my fun to stay any longer than a week. Much fun was had when one of my sock puppets managed to become an admin. Oh my God, how much I laughed. I discovered that this took quite a lot of fun out of the process and I magnanimously rejected sysop-hood after a short, glorious stint of protecting articles.

After a few years, I have devised the perfect method. Today, I give this method unto the world. Hopefully, the Wikinerds will learn from this and increase the difficulty of The WikiGame.

HOW TO SCREW WITH WIKIPEDIA.ORG: THE 100% GUARANTEED METHOD

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